Plinky.com told me I'm a fly on the wall at my own funeral and asked what people are saying about me.
"I'm going to miss the old…"
"Sorry, I was distracted."
"Emotion getting the better of you?"
"Nah… There's a fly in here. I can't believe it's that unsanitary."
"Yeah, you'd think they'd have something in the air conditioning, or a bug zapper or something, right?"
"Have you got one of those hymnals?"
"The pamphlets with the songs in."
"Oh… Yeah, here you go."
"Crikey, what I wouldn't do to have Mr Miaggi here with his chopsticks."
"Wait… Come to Mama, Mr Fly…"