Plinky.com asked me to finish the sentence: If I were president…

If I were president, there would have to be a major shift in the constitution as I’m not American.

If I were president, then the UK would have had to have shifted from a monarchy

[shit, when did that happen, and why did no-one tell me?]

If I were president of the local dog-show, I’d seek to introduce laws that stopped people maiming dogs in the name of human-defined “perfection”

If I were president, someone, somewhere would think I was a muslim

If I were president I would make the making of music compulsory in all households and communities

If I were president, Plinky would never publish another list prompt

If I were president, my dog would finally catch his tail

If I were president, I probably would choose not to be president