Words: But your antlers are…

They’re a bit big aren’t they?
I mean, I know antlers are meant to be…
But…
They’re a bit more than all that?
Surely
And that thing there…
hanging down from your neck
How do you eat with that
dangling in your food all the time
What’s it called anyway?
Huh?
A dewlap…
Really?
Why do you keep saying “ay”
at the end of every sentence?
Tell me…
Did you ever know
a flying squirrel?
Huh?
Why?
Oh, no reason
I just thought that maybe…
Maybe…
No… Don’t go getting upset
Please, I don’t need you
rampaging around
all over the place
butting anything that moves
and slapping it
with your dewlap
No! Come on…
Don’t get so angry
Look at me!
Look…
I’ve never described you as a moose…
Have I?

[From Joanne’s prompt of “Look, I’ve never described you as a moose, have I?”]
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