If I were on
television
which I’m not
which is good
but if I were
I would say
fuck
many too many
times
for the censors
to avoid
immense
fits
of intense
apoplexy

That word
you see
seconded only
by the one
that begins
with a C
has been the
target
for
too
fucking
long

Yet
just the other
day
I caught
a cute
ad
from the BBC
and
an advert
for a beer
with which
I have a long
and fond
acquaintance

Both of which
jokingly
referred to
bollocks
with a cheeky
English
grin

I guess
offense
is selective
has ‘taste’
if you will

It’s OK with things
like
knob
boobs
bollocks
arse
shite
etc.
just not what
you might
do with
them

Well, after all
there might
be kids
watching

[From John’s prompt: “Bollox”]