Plinky.com asked me to finish the sentence: If I were president…
If I were president, there would have to be a major shift in the constitution as I’m not American.
If I were president, then the UK would have had to have shifted from a monarchy
[shit, when did that happen, and why did no-one tell me?]If I were president of the local dog-show, I’d seek to introduce laws that stopped people maiming dogs in the name of human-defined “perfection”
If I were president, someone, somewhere would think I was a muslim
If I were president I would make the making of music compulsory in all households and communities
If I were president, Plinky would never publish another list prompt
If I were president, my dog would finally catch his tail
If I were president, I probably would choose not to be president
