It would have to be someone from the Discworld universe. Terry Pratchett is an astoundingly good writer and I lose myself in each new story.
There are tons to choose from, but if I had to choose one, I guess I'd be DEATH – he's very cool, funny and not at all like you would expect – he also loves his daughter very much (like me).
That said, maybe I'd like to be the Librarian, just to have the joy of someone calling me a monkey…
